China’s President Xi Praises RINO Republicans For Being Even Bigger Traitors To US Than Democrats
BEIJING, CHINA-- Communist dictator President XI Jinping has gone on record commending…
Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’
WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…
USPS Helps Environment By Setting Up Recycle Bins To Safely Dispose Of Trump Ballots
WASHINGTON-- In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country,…
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish
WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader…
Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don’t Follow Coronavirus Rules
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a new executive order on Monday…
Clever Chinese Spies Disguise Themselves As Democrats To Openly Steal Secrets For China
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Chinese agents have had to get more creative after President…
Nancy Pelosi And China’s Xi Jinping Get Matching Best Friend Tattoos
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Nancy Pelosi and President Xi Jinping of China recently…
House Democrats Pass Bill To Vote By Singing Telegram
WASHINGTON-- House Democrats have passed a bill on Tuesday that would allow…
Michigan Governor Extends Shutdown Order By Placing Stormtroopers In Front Of People’s Homes
LANSING, MICHIGAN-- Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer extended her stay-at-home order to combat…
Altruistic Nancy Pelosi Feeds Starving Homeless People By Tweeting Photos Of Her Stocked Refrigerator
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Millionaire Nancy Pelosi is putting her fellow Republican colleagues…
The Washington Post Fact-Checks Trump’s Claim That 1 + 1 = 2
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has stated that they have disproved another false…
Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…
