Tag: Lawyer

Yellowstone’s Old Faithful Caught Cheating On Cheaters TV Show

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WYOMING-- Uh-oh, busted! The most famous cone geyser known…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

Realistic Love Doll Divorces Abusive Husband, Gets $2.8 Million Settlement

TAMPA, FLORIDA-- A high-profile divorce case out of Florida is making national…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

After Colin Kaepernick Complains, ‘Betsy Ross’ Shoes Sue Nike In Class Action Lawsuit

BEAVERTON, OREGON-- In a new twist to the Colin Kaepernick racist shoe…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

California Man Claims He Was Molested By His Underwear

ROPA INTERIOR, CALIFORNIA-- Apparently not all underwear has a perfect fit. A…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

Man Claims He Was Molested By A Doll

STEINWEIN, ARKANSAS-- Apparently some dolls like doing the playing. A 34 year…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

Breaking News: Famous Hollywood Producer’s Shoe Accused Of Sexual Misconduct

HOLLYWOOD-- Added to a long list of names in the Hollywood sexual abuse…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

Famous Ventriloquist Dummy Accuses Former Owner Of Rape

HOWDY, WYOMING-- A top ventriloquist is being sued for years of rape…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight

ERUCTATE, IOWA-- A county judge recently sentenced an arrogant fat-shamer to a…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

Ratings Juggernaut: New Law & Order Series Is A Confirmed Hit

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- After putting out countless versions of the hit show Law…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

Sharks: Please Stop Comparing Us To Lawyers

HONOLULU, HAWAII-- Sharks from every corner of the globe recently held a meeting in…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

Fly On The Wall Testifies In Court For The Prince Heirs Case

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A housefly that was on late musician Prince's bedroom…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff

Vampire Sues Pizza Restaurant For Putting Garlic On His Pizza

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- A vampire from New Orleans is suing a local…

Daily Soak Staff Daily Soak Staff