Fly On The Wall Testifies In Court For The Prince Heirs Case
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A housefly that was on late musician Prince's bedroom…
Vampire Sues Pizza Restaurant For Putting Garlic On His Pizza
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- A vampire from New Orleans is suing a local…
Rhino Sues Surgeon For Botched Rhinoplasty
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A well-known rhinoceros actor went to a respected Beverly…
Man Chokes On Brain Stem
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- An Atlanta man was rushed to the emergency room yesterday after…
Baby Injured After Being Dropped By Stork
WOONSOCKET, RHODE ISLAND-- A newborn baby was injured after falling from a stork's mouth…
Mother Sues Baby For Painful Childbirth
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY-- Typically, giving birth to a newborn baby is one…
Mirror Refuses To Show Rosie O’Donnell’s Reflection
BUFFALO, NEW YORK-- Earlier today, a local fried chicken restaurant mirror refused…
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
BRIGHAM, ALABAMA-- In what some are calling a case of mistaken identity,…
Humpty Dumpty Sues King’s Men For Botched Surgery
LOOKING GLASS, ENGLAND-- Nursery rhyme star Humpty Dumpty is suing the King…