Biden Mourns Lives Lost From Wisconsin Tragedy By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- After multiple people were killed during a Christmas parade in Waukesha,…
Biden Recovering After Getting Obama’s Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy,…
Dr. Fauci Praises China For Brutally Murdering Dogs To Stop Spread Of Dreaded COVID-19
WASHINGTON-- After a disturbing video went viral showing health officials in China…
Joe Biden To Star In Breathtaking Upcoming Bollywood Movie ‘I Pooped In Punjab’
MUMBAI, INDIA-- US President Joe Biden has recently wrapped up filming his…
Due To Supply Shortages, Supermarkets Start Selling ‘I Did That’ Biden Stickers On Empty Shelves
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Supermarkets across the US are resorting to creative ways…
Kamala Harris Tells People Of France She Loves Their Authentic French Fries And French Toast
PARIS, FRANCE-- After heading all the way to France to get a…
Biden Blames Anti-Vaxxers For Causing The US To Lose World War 5 In Riveting Veteran’s Day Speech
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- President Joe Biden paid tribute to the nation's veterans…
In Honor Of Veteran’s Day, Biden Adds Statue Of War Hero Admiral Rachel Levine To Marine Corps Memorial
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- In honor of Veteran's Day, President Joe Biden decided…
CNN: Biden’s Approval Rating Hits An Impressive All-Time High Of Negative 69 Percent
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After another week of Biden gaining popularity among the American…
PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas
WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…
NJ Governor Phil Murphy Celebrates Impressive Reelection Win Inside Graveyard To Thank His Voters
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- After winning reelection in the race for New Jersey…
Furious Biden Bans Toilet Paper After Social Media Mocks Him For Crapping His Pants
WASHINGTON-- As millions of people on social media continue to spread the…
