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Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
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Retro Police Department Makes Mustaches Mandatory
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Will A Horse Replace Daniel Craig As 007 In Next James Bond Movie?
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Kim Kardashian Gets Horse Head Transplant To Boost Ratings
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Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse
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