California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
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Senate Democrats Relax Dress Code To Accommodate Naked Staffers
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Trudeau Challenges Pierre Poilievre To Makeup Competition For Control Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to flex his proverbial muscles to scare…
Interesting: Gay Man Who’s Attracted To Men Claims Michelle Obama Is Better Looking Than Melania Trump
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UFC Hires Bud Light Spokesperson Dylan Mulvaney To Attract More Diverse Fans
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Biden Comes Out As Gay, Says He’s Been Dating Robert L. Peters Behind Wife Jill’s Back
WASHINGTON-- Unable to hide his sexuality any longer due to the recent…
Biden Invites Mosquitoes To White House To Celebrate Malaria Pride Month
WASHINGTON-- In honor of Malaria Pride Month, Joe Biden invited thousands of…
Sesame Street’s Oscar The Grouch Canceled After Saying He Doesn’t Want Male Hands Up His Puppet Hole
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Yet another controversy has hit Sesame Street after Muppet…
Dr. Phil: Bashful Snake Refuses To Shed Its Skin In Front Of Its Peers
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A shy snake has made the news this week after…
Zelensky Challenges Putin To Drag Queen Dance Battle For Control Of Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- An earthshattering new development has just been announced out of…
The Sky Slammed On Social Media For Refusing To Show A Rainbow After Rain
U.S.-- The ubiquitous sky has come under fire this week when numerous…
Instead Of Hockey Fights, NHL Players Will Now Do Each Other’s Makeup
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The NHL has become the latest sports…
