Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US
OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President…
Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control…
FBI Closes Case On New Orleans Terrorist Attack After Not Finding Any Little, Old MAGA Grandmoms Waving American Flags To Arrest
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- The FBI has announced early this morning that the…
Trump Promises To Make Van Halen’s ‘Panama’ US National Anthem After Taking Over Panama Canal
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump doubled down on his desire to…
Trump Threatens To Return Seth Rogen If Trudeau Doesn’t Secure Canadian Border
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump has issued yet another warning to…
Sad: Every Time Democrats Call Elon ‘President Musk’ Kamala Reminded How She Lost Election To Trump
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to get under Donald Trump's skin, Democrats have…
Biden Offers ‘10% Off Pardons’ Christmas Deal
WASHINGTON-- Outgoing President Joe Biden has been giving out a lot of…
As Part Of ABC Defamation Lawsuit Settlement, George Stephanopoulos Must Do The Trump Dance Before Every Broadcast
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- As part of an ABC defamation lawsuit…
Dream Big: Former McDonald’s Fry Cook, Garbage Man Named TIME’s ‘Person Of The Year’
U.S.-- America is known as the land of opportunity, and one former…
Trump Installs Dog Door On Front Of Mar-A-Lago Entrance For Whenever Trudeau Visits
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- In anticipation for whenever Justin Trudeau comes to the…
Smitten Jill Biden Starting To Think Maybe She Should’ve Been Trump’s Babysitter Instead
PARIS, FRANCE-- Anonymous inside sources are saying that First Lady Jill Biden…
‘Pete Hegseth’s Former Alcoholism Might Be A Problem,’ Says Nancy Pelosi After Finishing Off A Bottle Of Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump's pick for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has continued to…
