AOC: ‘Trust Me, I Know The Law, I Watched 5 Seasons Of Law & Order’
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Snake Plissken Murdered Only Minutes After Entering Current New York City On New Mission
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Famous antihero S.D. Bob Snake Plissken was…
Biden Accused Of Being A ‘Putin Puppet’ After Russian President’s Controversial Endorsement
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has come under scrutiny recently after Russian President Vladimir…
Confused Liberals Heads Explode After Putin Endorses Biden For President
U.S.--In a deadly blow to liberal Democrat's sanity across the United States,…
US Senate Passes $95 Billion America Aid Package…No Wait, Never Mind, It’s For Israel And Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- American citizens were ecstatic after they heard the news that their…
AOC Gives Touching Tribute In Remembrance Of The 6,969.50 Times She Died On January 6
WASHINGTON-- On the anniversary of January 6, New York Congresswoman AOC visited…
John Fetterman Waves North Korean Flag In Support Of Israel
WASHINGTON-- In response to pro-Palestine supporters outside the US Capitol Building, progressive…
Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After a slew of Republican election losses on Election Day, happy…
Genius Kid Teaches Idiot Democrat Congressman How To Use Fire Alarm
WASHINGTON-- A video has gone viral on social media Sunday showing a…
DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection
WASHINGTON-- The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm…
Gavin Newsom Signs California Law Raising Fast Food Worker Minimum Wage To $20,000 Per Hour
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Within a crowd of cheering people, Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom…
Mitch McConnell Swallows Nervously After Watching Grim Reaper Grab Dianne Feinstein
WASHINGTON-- Senator Dianne Feinstein was taken by the Grim Reaper recently and…
