April 20 Capitol Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined
WASHINGTON-- One of the worst events in history happened on April 20…
Mike Johnson Says He Wasn’t Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill
WASHINGTON-- After receiving backlash on social media from his constituents for passing…
AOC: ‘Trust Me, I Know The Law, I Watched 5 Seasons Of Law & Order’
WASHINGTON-- After receiving a lot of flack over her comment that RICO…
White House Claims Biden Told His Ghostwriter Classified Information Only Because He Thought He Was Talking To A Real Ghost
WASHINGTON-- With the House Republican investigation into Joe Biden's mishandling of classified…
192-Year-Old Ghoul Mitch McConnell Says His Political Career’s Far From Over
WASHINGTON-- As soon as the news had spread that Mitch McConnell was…
US Senate Passes $95 Billion America Aid Package…No Wait, Never Mind, It’s For Israel And Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- American citizens were ecstatic after they heard the news that their…
Senate Democrats Relax Dress Code To Accommodate Naked Staffers
WASHINGTON-- After one of their male staffers was caught performing a lewd…
Elusive Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted On Released January 6 Capitol Footage
WASHINGTON-- As soon as new House Speaker Mike Johnson released the infamous…
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border — No Wait, Nevermind, It’s For Israel Again
WASHINGTON--The American people were overjoyed after hearing the good news that their…
RINO Republicans Nominate Actual Speaker For House Speaker After Ousting Jim Jordan
WASHINGTON-- After taking a secret vote to remove Ohio Representative Jim Jordan…
Congress Introduces New Updated American Flag That’s More Representative Of The United States
WASHINGTON-- Due to both their undying support and subservience to multiple foreign…
Kevin McCarthy Stalks Capitol Building Begging Congress Members To Take Him Back
WASHINGTON-- In a desperate attempt to get his old job back, ousted…
