Bill Gates: ‘Trust Me, I Know Medicine, I Watched 5 Seasons Of House M.D.’
MEDINA, WASHINGTON-- Microsoft co-founder and vaccine expert Bill Gates gave an interview…
CNN Poll Finds Most Democrat Voters Ignore Facts
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A new CNN poll released Tuesday found that the majority…
Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former conservative media outlet Fox News is…
Totally Alive Joseph Stalin Says He’s Happy With His Decision To Vote For Joe Biden
WILIMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Austere scholar Joseph Stalin has reportedly cast his vote for…
CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won…
Media Praises Biden For Drawing More Flies Than People At Recent Landfill Rally
DOVER, DELAWARE-- News media outlets are declaring Joe Biden a clear winner…
CNN Reports Evidence Obtained From Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are Lewd But Mostly Peaceful Images
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN has reported that the scandalous photos of Hunter Biden…
Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’
WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…
Trump Gets ‘I Denounce White Supremacy’ Tattoo On Forehead To Satisfy Media’s Question
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump inked his forehead yesterday with a tattoo of the…
CNN Reports Trump Panicking After Biden’s Massive Rally Doubles In Size With 10 People In Attendance
WASHINGTON--CNN recently reported that former Vice President Joe Biden gave an extremely…
Joe Biden Promises He’s Ready To Take On George Washington In First Presidential Debate
WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee President Joe Biden said he's completely ready to…
Shocking Allegation: Trump’s Eighth Grade Teacher Accuses Him Of Using Number 2 Pencil In Class
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A former teacher of Donald Trump came…