Tag: China

Asian Murder Hornet Arrested For Homicide After Dispute With Bee Neighbor

VENICE, CALIFORNIA-- A newly arrived foreign insect known as the "murder hornet"…

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China Creates New And Improved COVID-20, Promises This Virus Won’t Fall Apart After One Use

BEIJING, CHINA-- Beijing is offering a brand-new and upgraded COVID-20 virus for…

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Report: Donald Trump Has Personal Stake In The United States

WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump reportedly has a personal stake in the United…

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Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’

WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…

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China’s President Xi Appoints Coronavirus As Ambassador To The United States

BEIJING, CHINA-- President of the People's Republic of China Xi Jinping announced…

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As Coronavirus Spreads, Biden Says Trump ‘Worst Possible Person’ To Keep America’s Bars Safe

WASHINGTON-- As China continues sending the world their best, Joe Biden lashed…

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Millions Of Beer Drinkers Panic As Corona Virus Spreads

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Health officials for the Centers for Disease Control and Alcohol…

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Rashida Tlaib Blames Late Chinese Food Delivery On White Supremacy

DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- Democratic Representative Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for Chinese food…

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AOC Backs Out Of Debate With Conan Military Dog After Getting KO’d On Twitter By Hero Canine

WASHINGTON-- Twitter has been ablaze with laughter lately as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

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Tie-Gate: CNN Devotes Three Hour Show To Investigate Trump’s Crooked Tie Connection

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A major controversy regarding Donald Trump and his crooked tie…

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China President Xi Jinping Voted People’s Republic Of China Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive

BEIJING, CHINA-- Chinese politician and leader of the world's greatest country Xi…

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims She’s Part Asian Because She Once Ate At Chinese Restaurant

QUEENS, NEW YORK-- Popular Democratic politician Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) has revealed that…

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