Two Dictators Mourn Freedoms Gained After World Wars
PARIS, FRANCE-- Two world dictators held a vigil in France on Armistice…
UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After the large influx of illegal alien stabbing attacks on…
Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…
Mayor Sadiq Khan Fears If Trump’s Elected Britons Will No Longer Get Stabbed In London
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Amid the possibility that Donald Trump could become the next…
UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in…
UK’s Keir Starmer Gives Press Conference Sporting Cool New Mustache And Military Uniform
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During a recent press conference on the ongoing protests in…
Justin Trudeau Jealous UK’s Keir Starmer Gets To Beat And Arrest Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As Prime Minister Keir Starmer continues to come down hard…
Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due…
UK Labour Party’s Keir Starmer Wins In Landslide After Promising To Increase Tea Time By 15 Minutes
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Millions of British citizens flooded their local election offices and…
Rishi Sunak Promises He’s Not Lying, Despite Nose Growing On Camera
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM-- After facing yet more criticism for being accused of…
Prince Harry Grows Frustrated Begging Wife Meghan To Start Leaving Toilet Seat Down
SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA-- Prince Harry confided in friends that he's been growing…
UK’s Boris Johnson Raises COVID Threat Level To ‘Oh My God, This Really Is The Big One This Time’
LONDON, ENGLAND-- An all-new, scary virus variant suddenly happening somewhere in some…
