COVID Says It’s Happy To Be Finally Rid Of AOC
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- COVID-19 has made a full recovery and is…
After She Tests Positive, AOC Calls COVID Virus ‘Racist’ For Infecting Person Of Color
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused COVID-19 of racism for infecting her this…
Democrats Hold Vigil For Politicians Not Killed During January 6 Capitol Protest
WASHINGTON-- Grieving Democrats marked the one year anniversary of the US Capitol…
Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She’d Come Say Hello If She Weren’t Missing
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While vacationing on the West Coast to see how…
AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on a top secret undercover mission in…
AOC Recounts Trauma Of Staring At Her Own Reflection
https://youtu.be/MmeCkPs1cAU AOC claims an uninvited guest has taken up residence within her…
AOC Calls Police On Strange Woman Who Keeps Stalking Her In Her Bathroom Mirror
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Police are investigating a 911 call they received…
Biden Fires Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Mistaking Her For A Border Patrol Horse
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden is getting both criticism and praise from Republicans after…
USPS Helps Environment By Setting Up Recycle Bins To Safely Dispose Of Trump Ballots
WASHINGTON-- In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country,…
Clever Chinese Spies Disguise Themselves As Democrats To Openly Steal Secrets For China
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Chinese agents have had to get more creative after President…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gives Losing Concession Speech After Hearing She Won New York Primary
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was stricken with grief after…
House Democrats Pass Bill To Vote By Singing Telegram
WASHINGTON-- House Democrats have passed a bill on Tuesday that would allow…
