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Supermarkets To Start Selling Pre-Masticated Food For People Too Lazy To Chew
WASHINGTON-- The United States Food and Drink Council recently gave food companies…
Man Invents Umbrella For Umbrella, Makes Millions
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A Seattle man who came up with the idea for…
New Fitness Craze Dumba Fitness Gaining Popularity
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A new fitness program out of Seattle called Dumba Fitness…
New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life
DALLAS, TEXAS-- A major drug company out of Dallas has finally created…
History Annoys People By Constantly Repeating Itself
ROME, ITALY-- World-class physicians from the Pazzo Clinic in Rome recently released some startling research,…
Surgeons Discover Chipmunk Living Inside Of A Woman
HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT-- Surgeons at the Hartford Quickie Medical Center discovered an Eastern…
Eating Candy For Breakfast Is Healthy, Claims 8 Year Old
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- An 8 year old boy has made headlines in the news…
Psychiatrist Puts Woman Under Hypnosis Under Hypnosis
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A top psychiatrist has figured out how to put someone under…
Breathing Deemed Bad For The Environment, Says EPA
WASHINGTON-- The United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) just released a statement…
New Poll Says Chicken Tastes Like Chicken
DOVER, DELAWARE-- A new poll recently released out of the Dover Polling Institute…
Sperm Banks Lower Interest Rates To Counter Low Donations
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- U.S. sperm banks have recently lowered interest rates and…
