New LGBTQ Female L.A. Fire Chief Seen Googling ‘What To Do After Massive Fire Breaks Out’
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As massive wildfires continue spreading across Los Angeles, the city's newly appointed lesbian female L.A. Fire Chief was seen nervously googling 'What to do after a massive…
Keir Starmer To Deport All UK Females In Order To Curb Grooming Gang Attacks
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to slow down the massive amount of women and children in the UK getting raped by grooming gangs, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has taken an…
Mark Zuckerberg Promises To Bring Free Speech To Facebook By Banning Only 100,000 Conservative Accounts Per Day
U.S.-- After seeing the shift to a more conservative America with the win of Donald Trump and Elon Musk loosening regulations on Twitter X, Mark Zuckerberg has promised to bring…
Breaking: Justin Trudeau Resigns, Will Be Replaced By His Sister Justine Trudeau
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Breaking news out of Canada this morning after disgraced Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his resignation, saying he will be stepping down immediately and replaced by his lovely…
Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To Freddy Krueger For His Humane Work On Treating Sleep Disorders
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has stirred a bit of controversy with some of his picks for the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which included various evil villains like George Soros, Hillary…
Governor Kathy Hochul Stands In Front Of Empty Bear Cage To Prove How Rare Bear Attacks Are
BRONX, NEW YORK-- After yet another New York citizen was attacked by a bear while out hiking, NY Governor Kathy Hochul went to the Bronz Zoo to stand in front…
Grieving FBI Agents Kneel In Remembrance Of Deceased New Orleans Terrorist
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- It was a somber moment for agents at the FBI after they heard that the violent terrorist who killed almost twenty people had passed away, with the…
FBI Closes Case On New Orleans Terrorist Attack After Not Finding Any Little, Old MAGA Grandmoms Waving American Flags To Arrest
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- The FBI has announced early this morning that the investigation into the New Orleans terrorist attack has been closed already after they were unable to locate any…
Kamala Releases New Book ‘How To Pay Off Your Campaign Money Laundering By Selling A Plagiarized Book’
U.S.-- In an effort to pay off the massive money laundering debt she accumulated during her failed campaign to win the presidency, Kamala Harris will be releasing a new book…
Trump Promises To Make Van Halen’s ‘Panama’ US National Anthem After Taking Over Panama Canal
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump doubled down on his desire to take over the Panama Canal and has promised to make Van Halen's iconic song Panama the official national…
Dan Crenshaw Unveils New Clean-Shaven Face Before Returning To Congress
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to improve his image as a corrupt RINO Republican, Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw revealed his new clean-shaven face during an interview on Fox News Sunday morning,…
Elon Musk Releases New Tesla Rickshaw Model
U.S.-- Entrepreneur and billionaire businessman Elon Musk has recently unveiled an all-new Tesla Rickshaw model that he says was created entirely by a group of genius H1B Indian employees he…
