Sad: Trudeau Disappointed Montreal Rioters Aren’t Truckers So He Could Invoke Emergencies Act
OTTAWA, CANADA-- It has been a sad for week for Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, having to watch the massive riots happening in Montreal, Canada knowing that he can't invoke the…
Grieving MSNBC Holds Candlelight Vigil For Illegal Alien Found Guilty Of Murder
U.S.-- It was a sad day for the leftwing hosts of news media outlet MSNBC after an illegal alien named Jose Ibarra was found guilty of the brutal murder of…
Jimmy Kimmel Starts Practicing His Next Four Years Of ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Opening Monologues
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In preparation for the upcoming Donald Trump administration, late night host Jimmy Kimmel began practicing his standard "Trump is going to prison any second now" monologues that he…
Brazilian Scientists Discover New Species In Amazon Rainforest They’ve Now Identified As Bidenus Pedophilelis
BRAZIL, SOUTH AMERICA-- The scientific world is abuzz with excitement after scientists in Brazil recently discovered a new species while doing research within the Amazon rainforest and have identified the…
Congress Reassures Americans They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Ignore The Will Of The People
WASHINGTON-- With President-Elect Donald Trump set to take office in January, members of Congress have reassured unsure American voters that they will do everything in their power to make sure…
Party That Believes Men Can Get Pregnant Claims RFK Jr. Is Anti-Science
U.S.-- Democrats have been in an uproar since President-Elect Donald Trump nominated former Independent candidate RFK Jr. to be the head of HHS, claiming that Kennedy is too anti-science because…
Almost 90-Year-Old Nancy Pelosi Emerges From Her Coffin To Win Reelection To Congress
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Almost 90-year-old former House Speaker and current ghoul Nancy Pelosi emerged from her coffin to win her reelection back to Congress after defeating her much younger Republican…
California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Still counting ballots almost two weeks after Election Day, California election officials have reassured Americans that they should finally be done processing every ballot from the 2024 election…
Whoopi Goldberg Claims Two Muscular Men Dumped Raw Milk On Her And Yelled ‘This Is MAHA Country’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The View host Whoopi Goldberg made a startling revelation on the ABC talk show this week, claiming that she was attacked by two healthy, muscular…
Taylor Swift’s New Album Made Entirely Of Silence Becomes Top Selling Album Of All Time
U.S.-- Pop star Taylor Swift has made history once again after her latest music album Silence, which contains no music or singing, became the number one selling album of all…
Touching: Biden Invites Trump To White House To Give Him Back Melania’s Bra And Panties FBI Stole During Mar-A-Lago Raid
WASHINGTON-- In a heartwarming moment that will forever be immortalized, President Joe Biden extended an olive branch to President-Elect Donald Trump by inviting him to the White House and giving…
Now $20 Million In Debt, Desperate Kamala Wondering If That Old McDonald’s Job She Lied About Is Still Available
WASHINGTON-- After spending over a billion dollars to beat Donald Trump and still losing in a landslide, failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris began wondering if she could get that old…
