After Taking Credit For Trump’s Low Insulin Prices, Biden Also Claims He’s A Billionaire Real Estate Developer Who Starred On ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- During a recent speech Joe Biden bragged that he had capped low insulin prices that Donald Trump had already done in May of 2020, with the current president going…
Biden Congratulates Apu From ‘The Simpsons’ On Winning India’s Prime Minister Election
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Narendra Modi's reelection win for prime minister of India, President Joe Biden quickly got on the White House phone and called the fictional Indian character Apu…
‘Star Wars: The Acolyte’ Under Fire For Not Hiring Any Trans, Disabled, One-Eyed, Pansexual Wookiees
HOLLYWOOD-- In an effort to be as inclusive and progressive as possible, the new Star Wars series The Acolyte hired as many nonwhite, marginalized groups as possible, but has faced…
WHO Locates Bird Responsible For Starting New Bird Flu Epidemic
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-- After the World Health Organization reported that a deadly bird flu had allegedly broken out, the WHO also confirmed that they had located the very first bird to…
Stressed Dr. Fauci Unwinds After Congressional Testimony By Torturing A Few Puppies
WASHINGTON-- After going through a brutal, hours-long testimony before Congress in regards to his role in the COVID pandemic scam, Dr. Fauci quickly left the Congressional building and headed back…
Punk’d Star Ashton Kutcher Jumps Out To Say Biden’s Presidency Was Just Big Practical Joke
U.S.-- On a newly released episode of the prank show Punk'd, host Ashton Kutcher came out and told everyone that Joe Biden's horrible presidency was just one big practical joke…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canada Pride Month By Wearing Rainbow-Face
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Gay Pride Month has officially kicked off around the world and flamboyant Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau has been spotted celebrating the monthlong event by wearing rainbow-face.…
Obama And Hillary Celebrate Trump Verdict By Drone Striking Innocent People And Deleting Confidential Emails
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the guilty verdict was handed down to Donald Trump in his hush money case, former President Barack Hussein Obama and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton celebrated the…
Nikki Haley Recalls Time She Wrote ‘Finish Them’ On Atomic Bomb Dropped On Japan
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- During a visit to Israel over Memorial Day weekend, former US ambassador Nikki Haley signed a few Israeli bombs headed for Gaza and also recounted the time…
Robert De Niro Has Staredown With Trump Outside New York Courthouse
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After leaving the New York courthouse on Monday morning, Donald Trump was met by diminutive actor Robert De Niro, which led the angry Hollywood celebrity…
Trump Makes History As First President To Attend And Win NASCAR Coca Cola 600
CONCORD, NORTH CAROLINA-- Donald Trump has made history once again after winning the NASCAR Coca Cola 600, making him the first president not only to attend the event but to…
Libertarian Party Nominates Chase Oliver In Effort To Get Even Less Than 3% Of National Vote
U.S.-- The Libertarian Party has thrown their dirty hat into the presidential ring by officially nominating gay, far-left Chase Oliver as their nominee, saying that their ultimate goal is to…
