Bed Placed On Stage So Biden Can Take Naps Between NATO Member Speeches
WASHINGTON-- The 2024 NATO Summit in Washington is underway and to be able to accommodate the senile, old Joe Biden a bed has been placed directly on stage so that…
Massive Fourth Of July Fireworks Display In Chicago This Weekend…No Wait, Nevermind, It Was Only 100 Plus Shootings
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- News outlets were originally reporting that there was a beautiful, impressive Fourth of July fireworks display in Chicago over the weekend, only to find out later that it…
UK Labour Party’s Keir Starmer Wins In Landslide After Promising To Increase Tea Time By 15 Minutes
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Millions of British citizens flooded their local election offices and voted in the leader of the Labour Party Keir Starmer after the center-left politician promised to make a…
Democrats To Replace Biden In Race With White House Teleprompter
WASHINGTON-- After going back and forth on whether they should replace Joe Biden with another candidate to give them a better chance at beating Republican Donald Trump, the Democrat party…
Dad Tells Kids Maybe Next Fourth Of July When Trump’s President They Can Afford More Than One Hot Dog Each
BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA-- A local Dad named Biff McSquiggin had the unfortunate job to tell his disappointed children that due to the Biden economy the entire family would only get one…
Biden Promises When He’s Reelected He’ll Hold Current President Accountable For High Grocery Prices
WASHINGTON-- As Americans get ready to celebrate Independence Day and wonder how they'll pay for the extremely high grocery prices caused by Biden, an incensed President Joe Biden told potential…
3 Jill Biden Vogue Covers That Didn’t Make The Final Cut
U.S.-- First Lady Jill Biden has graced this month's cover of Vogue magazine wearing an all-white tuxedo dress, but there were three other covers that were considered but eventually didn't…
In Honor Of Canada Day, Justin Trudeau Performs 21-Horse Trampling Salute
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In celebration of Canada Day, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave a televised speech where he had twenty-one of his finest Mounted Police trample over innocent Canadian citizens and…
Desperate Democrats Create Their Perfect Multi-Politician Hybrid Candidate ‘Gavin Clinton-Obama’ In Order To Defeat Trump
WASHINGTON-- With the train wreck debate performance by senile sitting President Joe Biden causing major concern, desperate Democrats came up with the perfect solution in order to defeat Donald Trump…
Biden’s Debate Was So Bad That Even He Says He’s Now Voting For Trump
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential debate by the majority of political pundits due to his opponent's deplorable performance, causing a large shift in…
Trump Desecrates Corpse On Live TV
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A tragedy happened during last night's 2024 Presidential Debate when President Donald Trump desecrated a withered, old corpse live on CNN in front of millions of people worldwide.…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canadian Multiculturalism Day By Dressing As A Gay, Black, Female, Hindu Furry
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Joining in the festivities of Canadian Multiculturalism Day was flamboyant Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who celebrated the national holiday and recognized the diverse groups of people around the…
