WASHINGTON– China has been up to their old tricks again of trying to spy and gain valuable intel on the United States by replacing their former female spy Fang Fang with the new and improved and even more feminine Canada Prime Minister Mark Carney, sending him to the White House on Tuesday to commit espionage.
The Chinese Communist Party has been caught spying on the United States an inordinate amount of times over the years, with one of their most famous Chinese spies Fang Fang having infiltrated the Democrat Party to extract intelligence from various politicians before being exposed and then disposed.
China decided to up their game and has recruited one of their main puppets, Canada’s newly elected leader Mark Carney, to try and take down the US.
“We have one of our best spies in White House right now spying on President Trump,” said Chinese President Xi Jinping as he listened in on the Oval Office conversation. “Mister Carney has been our loyal servant for many, many years now and will assist the CCP in not only our quest to destroy Canada, but to eventually destroy the United States as well. One day China will rule entire world.”
It was later reported that California Democrat Eric Swalwell was seen asking Mark Carney if he wanted to come back to his place for a few drinks and some romantic music.
