BEIJING, CHINA– Once word reached Beijing that Canadian Prime Minister-elect Mark Carney had imposed tariffs on China, an angry President Xi Jinping issued a stern warning to the Liberal Party leader that he would fire him if the taxes weren’t removed.
After receiving word that his boss President Xi was upset with him, Mark Carney quickly boarded his carbon-producing jet and flew to China to beg Jinping for his forgiveness and explain the reasoning for the sudden tariffs.
“Master Xi, please humbly accept my apologies and let me explain,” whimpered Mark Carney as he bowed before Xi. “I wasn’t trying to disrespect you or go against your wishes. It’s just that I’m trying to win my election and I have to pretend to look tough in front of my subjects to give them the impression that I’m different from your other slave Justin Trudeau.”
Xi warned Mark Carney that he could fire him just as quickly as he hired him, so he better not stray too far from the Chinese Communist Party agenda.
Carney reassured President Xi that it was all an act for the public and that as soon as he steals the election from his Conservative opponent he will be continuing with the Trudeau agenda of the continued degradation of Canada.
