U.S.– During his countrywide “Fight Oligarchy” tour, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders made a stunning announcement that he had entered into the 2028 presidential race, only moments later to break the sad news to his supporters that he was also dropping out of the race and endorsing Democrat Hillary Clinton for president.
Thousands of people cheered after Bernie Sanders broke the news during the protest that he was running for president in 2028, but all of their hopes were dashed once again when he told the crowd a few minutes later that he was dropping out and endorsing Hillary just like he did in 2016.
“Today, I’m announcing that I am running for president in 2028,” said Bernie Sanders as the crowd of Bernie Bros went wild. “The only way we can change America and give you everything for free is if you vote for me for US president in 2028. Hold on, I also have even better news, everyone. I have just been informed that I’m being forced to drop out of the race and endorse Mrs. Hillary Clinton for president. So, forget everything I’ve said or promised you and just vote for the establishment Democrat. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a fourth home I have to go visit for the first time.”
Bernie Sanders gave Hillary a halfhearted hug and then went on to thank all of his supporters and donors, saying, “I’d like to thank all of my supporters and donors because without you I wouldn’t have gotten those nice homes and millions of dollars. So let me give a quick shout out to Big Pharma and also to all those good billionaires who have funded me. Not like those bad billionaires Trump and Elon Musk.”
At publishing time, it was reported that Bernie had officially entered into the 2032 presidential race but then had dropped out moments later to endorse Joe Biden for president. Later on, Bernie stood in front of his fifth home and thanked everyone for their support.
