U.S.– Entrepreneur and billionaire businessman Elon Musk has recently unveiled an all-new Tesla Rickshaw model that he says was created entirely by a group of genius H1B Indian employees he had hired recently to work at his electric vehicle company.
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk took a lot of heat lately over his controversial statements on Twitter X that he needed to hire workers from India because so many Americans were too lazy and retarded to work for his companies.
“Behold, this new engineering marvel, the Tesla Rickshaw Model H1B,” said Elon Musk proudly during a recent Tesla event. “I started this project because I wanted to prove that we needed to bring in foreign workers due to a severe lack of talent in the United States. The new Tesla Rickshaw is a breakthrough in technology because it doesn’t need an engine and is almost one hundred percent safe for the environment. And the Tesla Rickshaw comes in so many cool colors. I’d love to see any American engineers come up with something better than this.”
Elon’s DOGE partner Vivek Ramaswamy praised the new Tesla Rickshaw H1B model as one of the greatest accomplishments since the wheel was invented in the 4th century BC by a brilliant H1B worker from a remote village in India.
For an extra $50,000, buyers can purchase the more expensive self-driving Tesla Rickshaw, which comes with your very own H1B human driver.
