AUSTIN, TEXAS– Only days after Kamala Harris turned down an interview on The Joe Rogan podcast due to its three-hour length and list of tough questions, Joe Rogan sought out a more intelligent, coherent, and less obtuse Democrat by bringing on Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman for a sit-down.
Rogan bombarded Fetterman with a list of tough questions, but the Pennsylvania Senator answered them with more rational consistency than the evasive, word-salad, teleprompter-dependent Harris.
“Senator Fetterman, I thank you for taking Kamala Harris’ place on my show,” said Joe Rogan to Fetterman while Kamala and Cardi B twerked during a rally. “Kamala refused to do my show after I wouldn’t agree to her terms of having a podcast of her just cackling for five minutes. Unlike what I’ve seen of her, you actually answered all of my questions and didn’t even need a teleprompter. Kudos, my man. Maybe the Democrats should have run you instead.”
John Fetterman thanked Rogan for the kind words, but then went on to basically admit that Donald Trump was right when confronted by a slew of immigration, economy, and safety questions.
After giving Kamala one more chance to come on his show but getting turned down once again, Joe Rogan replaced her with yet another smarter, more sensible individual by interviewing a glass of water.
