MOSCOW, RUSSIA– It was an awkward moment this week in Russia between Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin after the embarrassed North Korean Supreme Leader realized that the Russian president figured out that he had regifted the missiles given to him last Christmas.
In an effort to assist Putin in his war against Ukraine, Kim Jong-un sent dozens of missiles given to him by Russia last Christmas holiday that he didn’t like, making sure he crossed out the “Made in Russia” logo first and then writing in “North Korea.”
“I hope you enjoy these one hundred percent made in North Korea missiles, Mr. Putin,” said Kim Jong-un nervously, hoping Putin wouldn’t notice they were regifted. “These missiles are so great I really hate having to give them up, but for you, buddy ole pal, it’s worth it. I hope you really like these missiles better than I did when I received them, I mean, when I made them.”
Kim Jong-un sweated profusely as Putin inspected the missiles and shook his head at the terrible job someone did trying to hide the “Made in Russia” logo.
After Kim finally admitted reluctantly that Russia gave him the missiles last year, Putin gave his own confession and told the North Korean dictator that he had also regifted the missiles first that were actually given to him by the Barack Obama administration right before Hillary Clinton sold Russia uranium.
