U.S.– As wars around the world continue to escalate drawing the United States into a possible World War 3 scenario, President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to fly over to America and personally thank all the young Gen Z Americans who will most likely get drafted to fight for Ukraine if Kamala Harris wins the presidential election.
Zelensky was all smiles as he shook the effeminate hands of a few pink-haired young people who had told him that they were proudly voting for Harris because World War 3 would be much better than Donald Trump’s mean tweets.
“I’d like to personally thank you for voting for Kamala so that you will be drafted to help fight in my war against Russia,” said Zelensky to a confused male Kamala supporter. “It is of the utmost importance that you elect Vice President Harris because if Mr. Trump wins than he will stop all these wars and then you won’t be able to go overseas to fight and die for Israel and Ukraine.”
A few of the young Kamala voters told Zelensky that they have no problem with a nuclear world war under Kamala’s leadership, saying the US getting nuked can’t be as bad as Trump in office saying things that hurt people’s feelings.
Kamala made a deal with her young voters, promising that when she drafts them to fight overseas she will make certain that when they die she will put their proper pronouns on their tombstones.
