PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA– Russian President Vladimir Putin made a diplomatic mission to North Korea to visit Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, but before he left was taken to Kim’s favorite hair salon and awarded with the isolationist country’s most popular hairstyle.
Kim was all smiles inside the hair salon after Putin got up from his chair and stared into the mirror at his brand new haircut, and told the Russian president that he looked absolutely stunning and for some reason reminded him of himself.
“Hair look very beautiful, Mr. Putin,” said Kim as Putin appeared slightly confused as to how he was able to actually grow hair while sitting in the chair. “This haircut most popular style in all country. For some strange reason everyone here seem to agree with me. Many brave hair stylist have died trying to perfect this particular cut.”
Putin ran his fingers through his now thick and lustrous black hair and thanked Kim for bringing back his confidence, saying that now he won’t need to walk backwards anymore so people don’t see his bald spot.
With Putin’s new dreamy luscious locks, millions of female Zelensky supporters began replacing their Ukraine flags in their social media bios with Russia and started questioning why the Biden administration hasn’t been sending more financial aid to Russia.
