WASHINGTON– Due to all the criticism the Biden administration has been receiving for lying about everything, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki put out an official disclaimer on all future information that says the government is just a form of entertainment and people shouldn’t take anything politicians say seriously.
During an early morning press briefing, Psaki introduced the new trigger warning after numerous reporters questioned her about the White House claim that Russia is on the brink of attacking Ukraine for the five millionth time.
“The Biden administration is simply a form of entertainment and anything we say shouldn’t be taken seriously by anyone,” said Psaki in defense of her job as a professional liar. “We figured it would be much simpler to put an advisory on every news briefing, speech, or action instead of having to come up with another lie to cover up for our first lie.”
Psaki warned American citizens to not try any of the activities of the US government at home and that Biden is not responsible for anything he says or does, so anyone who follows his advice does so at their own risk.
“Everyone knows that all politicians lie anyway, so this should already be common knowledge,” said Psaki in defense of the façade of honest government. “President Biden is merely a parody of a real president and all his fabricated actions fall under the laws of fair use.”
