MOSCOW, RUSSIA– As tensions between the United States and Russia heat up, President Vladimir Putin sent a clear message to Joe Biden by placing the famous “I Did That” Biden stickers on the front of his Russian tanks in the ultimate game of 3d chess.
After Biden told Putin he better not cross Obama’s proverbial line in the sand for the thousandth time, the Russian president upped his game by placing the Biden stickers on all his military equipment in what experts are calling the modern day Cold Meme War.
“Operation: I Did That Biden Stickers are now a success,” said Putin as he laughed in Russian. “Due to the pathetic failures of this so-called American president, Russia was left with no other alternative but to declare meme war on the senile, hair-sniffing puppet in the White House.”
The “I Did That” stickers have become synonymous in America with all Biden’s failures and disappointments as the world’s worst installed president in history, such as high food and gas prices.
During a live conference call in Washington with various Hollywood actors regarding the Ukraine situation, Biden took a phone call that he believed was from deceased actor Brandon Lee but was actually Putin prank calling the Alzheimer’s president.
Disguised as Lee, Putin convinced the president that the “I Did That” stickers were Biden’s idea and asked him if he would agree on letting him fly to Washington to discuss giving him a part in his upcoming movie.
“Let’s go, Brandon, I agree,” said Biden as wife Jill put her wrinkled head down in shame and to also locate her teeth.
