HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA– A 10-year-old boy has won last night’s episode of the all-new gameshow Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice by beating all nine justices in a battle of wits and facts, surprising no one whatsoever.
In front of a live studio audience of parents, kids, and Washington politicians, the young student was able to answer question after question correctly while the justices repeatedly spread misinformation.
The first subject was on COVID-19 and the question was regarding the amount of children in serious condition due to the coronavirus.
“How many children are currently hospitalized with COVID?” The host asked Justice Sonia Sotomayor as she whispered to one of her colleagues that she never even heard of COVID.
“We have a 100,000 children in serious condition, many on ventilators,” said Sotomayor as the 5th grader laughed under his breath.
Once the host informed her that she was not only wrong but spreading dangerous misinformation, the 5th grader revealed his correct locked in answer which was less than 4,000 children.
After the 5th grader destroyed the other justice’s answers, such as Justice Breyer stating that 750 million people in the US tested positive for the virus and Justice Kagan’s answer that cloth masks provide a lot of protection, the boy was awarded both the $100,000 prize and a spot for him and eight of his classmates on the Supreme Court once the black-robed dimwitted adults get fired.
