PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA–In retaliation for pulling their products from all Rite Aid Pharmacy stores, the E-Cigarette Vaping Company has announced it will stop selling all Rite Aid products in their own e-cigarette stores.
The smoky chain says that this was an easy decision after pharmacy giant Rite Aid struck first by announcing this week that they’re removing all e-cigarettes from their stores within the next three months.
E-Cigarette executives say they are getting rid of all the Rite Aid products within the next three days and have already begun the process of elimination.
“We’re merely counter-punchers,” said Max Vape, vice president of E-Cigarette Vaping. “Rite Aid executives contacted us and told us not to take it personally, that it was just business. I guess they don’t know that we know about their $20 billion dollar deal with the Traditional Cigarette Company.”
Vape says the smoking gun was when he found out that Rite Aid will still sell traditional cigarettes.
“It’s all smoke and mirrors. Traditional cigarettes are just angry that more and more people are smoking us e-cigarettes, which’s why they had to make this deal just to stay in the game.”
