MANILA, PHILIPPINES– In what countless people are calling nothing less than a miracle, 39 year old Filipino charismatic preacher Reverend Homobono Andrada has cured a leopard of a normally terminal affliction known as spots.
During a live broadcast inside of his 50,000 seat church called the Ang Bobo Mo Church located in Manila, Philippines, the reverend had his deacons bring a live leopard out onto the church stage and lay it down in front of him.
“In the name of the Almighty I order you to be gone and be healed,” the spirited reverend commanded the leopard’s spots, jumping around on stage as the leopard fell onto its side and started shaking violently.
According to world renown zoologist and hardcore atheist Markus Shrekenberg of the Finnish Institute For Animal Vivisection, leopards cannot change their spots.
“As far as science is concerned,” Shrekenberg started to say in an exclusive interview with Animal Planet, “it’s a scientific impossibility for any leopard to change its spots. This goes against everything that science has ever taught me. There has to be some otherworldly explanation for this to happen. This has definitely made a believer out of me.”
But Reverend Andrada just wants people to know that he was doing the Lord’s work.
“With the Creator anything’s possible,” he told Filipino news outlet Chupaero-69. “What we do in the charismatic church goes beyond science and man-made technology. I urge people to come and witness it for themselves. Just last week we cured one person who had a frog in their throat and another with a cat who had their tongue. Let’s see science with its limited capabilities do that.”
The Ang Bobo Mo Church is currently charging church members $439.95 for each healing, with a special deal of buy three healings and get the fourth healing at half price.
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I guess that theory is disproven.
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