City Of Rio Uses Their Mass Robbery Problems To Try And Attract Tourists
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL-- To try and attract more tourists, Rio's tourism board recently put…
Sharks: Please Stop Comparing Us To Lawyers
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- Sharks from every corner of the globe recently held a meeting in…
Gun Uses Man To Kill 20 Guns In Mass Punching
SOUTHPAW, ARIZONA-- Twenty guns were killed yesterday and many others were damaged by a…
Man Arrested For Not Driving Drunk
IMMOBILE, ALABAMA-- An Immobile man was arrested Friday after getting stopped by police…
Pope Francis: The World Is At Warcraft
KRAKOW, POLAND-- During a visit to Poland's annual video game convention, Pope…
Man Tries Killing Himself After Failed Suicide Attempt, Fails Again
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Sylvester Stallone Confirms Combination Rambo, The Wizard Of Oz, And Jaws Remake
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A-list action star Sylvester Stallone has recently confirmed that his…
City Of Detroit Accidentally Puts Xanax In Water Supply, Crime Down By Almost 100%
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- A major mix-up happened in Detroit last week when the…
Police Shoot Clown For Honking His Nose
FUNSTOWN, NEW YORK-- A circus clown who had walked through a residential neighborhood…
This One Trick Will Drive Beautiful Women Crazy
DALLAS, TEXAS-- After 20 years of study, researchers at the Dallas Study…
Legless Man Outruns Cops
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- A video that is going viral shows four police officers…
Heart Attacks Man In Central Park
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Police in New York are on the lookout…