Biden Condemns Tucker Carlson’s Explosive Interview With Dead Russian President Mikhail Gorbachev
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the sit-down interview between American journalist Tucker Carlson and…
Zelensky Gives An Impassioned Plea To The American People
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syxp9Eg0dUg (SATIRE) KIEV, UKRAINE-- An emotional Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky gave a…
Ukraine’s Zelensky Asks Santa Claus For Only $69 Billion For Christmas
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Ahead of President-Elect Donald Trump taking office, Ukrainian President Volodymyr…
Canada’s Trudeau Auctions Off His Eyebrows To Help Raise Money For Ukraine
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As more countries continue to pull their funding for Ukraine,…
Chris Christie’s ‘White Lizzo’ Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOqQ9KN8i0 KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin was left with no choice…
Zelensky Changes Look To Try And Get More Money As Ukraine Support Wanes
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the money began drying up due to more Americans…
Congress Introduces New Updated American Flag That’s More Representative Of The United States
WASHINGTON-- Due to both their undying support and subservience to multiple foreign…
Mike Pence Announces That He’s Running For President Of Both Ukraine And Israel
CARMEL, INDIANA-- During a presidential rally inside of his living room back…
Canadian Parliament Releases New Hitler One Hundred Dollar Bill To Commemorate Nazis Fight Against Russians
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a meeting where they praised a WW2 veteran who…
President Zelensky Appoints Satan As New Ambassador For Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After asking spirit-cooking performance artist Marina Abramoviฤ to be his…
Congress Mandates New Rules Amendment Requiring All Members To Pledge Allegiance To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- A new bipartisan rules amendment has been mandated by the US…
