In Response To Ron DeSantis’ Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a…
The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- After firing commentator Candace Owens during a very public dispute…
Satan Welcomes Home Favorite Son Jacob Rothschild
HELL-- Financier and one of the wealthiest people in the world Jacob…
Biden Appoints Satan As Top Climate Change Diplomat
WASHINGTON-- In a move that surprised no one, President Joe Biden announced…
President Zelensky Appoints Satan As New Ambassador For Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After asking spirit-cooking performance artist Marina Abramović to be his…
Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists
HELL-- While giving a speech in front of the Gates of Hell…
Joel Osteen Claims Satan Hid All That Money Inside His Bathroom Wall
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Once news of a plumber finding thousands of dollars in…
Frantic Democrats Conjure Demonic Spirits In An Effort To Change Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict
https://youtu.be/YAve73OOz1A The forces of evil are at work as Democrats perform magic…
Desperate Democrats Make Kyle Rittenhouse Voodoo Doll In Last Ditch Effort To Take Him Down
WASHINGTON-- Following the recent ruling in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial which found…
Satan Reassures Hesitant People The COVID Vaccine Is Safe And Definitely Not The Mark Of The Beast
HELL-- Due to the overwhelming amount of negativity surrounding the new coronavirus…
Satan Gives CNN Exclusive Interview, Says Trump’s Making Everyone’s Life A Living Hell
HELL-- Tired of watching Donald Trump destroy existence, Satan decided to take…
Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Radio host and Market Wars founder Dow…
