Democrats Wear ‘I Hate America’ Hats To Protest Trump’s Congressional Address
WASHINGTON-- As a way to show the entire world where they stood,…
Ukrainian Soldier Dies Peacefully Knowing A Leftist Virtue Signaling On Social Media Stands With Him
UKRAINE-- It was a vey happy moment on the war-torn battlefield of…
Ukraine Peace Talks In UK Cut Short After Men’s Bathroom Runs Out Of Tampons
LONDON, UK-- A tragic incident happened during the Ukraine peace talks meeting…
Germany Tries To Curb Terrorist Car Attacks By Banning All Vehicles
BERLIN, GERMANY-- After yet another terrorist car attack had taken place in…
Zelensky Seen At White House Searching For Hunter Biden’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- Only moments after getting into a heated disagreement with President Donald…
Justin Trudeau Affirms Solidarity With Every Country In The World Except Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- On the heels of the public disagreement between President Donald…
Zelensky So Distraught From Trump Argument He Couldn’t Remember Notes For White House Penis Piano Recital
WASHINGTON-- After having a major argument with both President Donald Trump and…
US ICE Immigration Deports Indian Illegal Aliens Back To Their Home Country Of Canada
U.S.-- The US Border Patrol recently arrested a large group of Indian…
Shortage Solved As Hen Egg Production Surges After Shirtless RFK Jr. Pics Placed Inside Chicken Coops
U.S.-- Promises made, promises kept. President Donald Trump has averted yet another…
Gavin Newsom Taps Fire Marshal Bill To Lead LA Wildfire Recovery Efforts
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to speed up the Los Angeles wildfire…
Oops: ‘P Diddy Client List’ Accidentally Soaked With Baby Oil Only Moments Before It Was Set To Be Released
WASHINGTON-- The flukiest thing happened this week when federal authorities were just…
Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Mitch McConnell If He Lets Trump Ban China From Buying US Farmland
BEIJING, CHINA-- After receiving the terrible news that President Donald Trump was…
