Beto O’Rourke Promises He’ll Be The First Mexican-American Governor Of Texas
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Progressives Flocking To Surgeons To Get Masks Sutured To Their Faces For Permanent Protection
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The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
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Joe Biden Says Farsighted White Hens Are America’s Number One Domestic Terrorists
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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She’ll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her
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MLB Punishes Georgia For ‘Un-American Election Laws’ By Moving All-Star Game To More Patriotic China
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Racist Dr. Seuss Books Reinstated After It’s Revealed Author Was A Liberal Democrat
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50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black
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Trump Gets ‘I Denounce White Supremacy’ Tattoo On Forehead To Satisfy Media’s Question
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump inked his forehead yesterday with a tattoo of the…
Sesame Street’s Ernie Fired After Photo Surfaces Of Him Wearing MAGA Hat
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Famous Muppet actor Ernie said he was fired from…
Shocking Allegation: Trump’s Eighth Grade Teacher Accuses Him Of Using Number 2 Pencil In Class
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White House Reporters Refuse To Wear Masks After Trump Posts ‘No Mask, No Service’ Signs
WASHINGTON-- Brave reporters are refusing to wear coronavirus masks during all future…
