Joe Biden Says Farsighted White Hens Are America’s Number One Domestic Terrorists
WASHINGTON-- At a recent earthshattering news conference in a lookalike White House…
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She’ll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Democratic Mayor Lori Lightfoot has been taking some heat lately…
MLB Punishes Georgia For ‘Un-American Election Laws’ By Moving All-Star Game To More Patriotic China
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Major League Baseball has decided to relocate the 2021 All-Star…
Racist Dr. Seuss Books Reinstated After It’s Revealed Author Was A Liberal Democrat
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Cancel culture has officially apologized for censoring…
50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President…
Trump Gets ‘I Denounce White Supremacy’ Tattoo On Forehead To Satisfy Media’s Question
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump inked his forehead yesterday with a tattoo of the…
Sesame Street’s Ernie Fired After Photo Surfaces Of Him Wearing MAGA Hat
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Famous Muppet actor Ernie said he was fired from…
Shocking Allegation: Trump’s Eighth Grade Teacher Accuses Him Of Using Number 2 Pencil In Class
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A former teacher of Donald Trump came…
White House Reporters Refuse To Wear Masks After Trump Posts ‘No Mask, No Service’ Signs
WASHINGTON-- Brave reporters are refusing to wear coronavirus masks during all future…
Build Black Better: Joe Biden Offers Free Crack To First 500 Blacks Who Vote For Him
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden returned to CBS News on Friday to force…
Oppressed Black Store Mannequins Say They Need More Representation In the Mannequin Industry
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A group of black mannequins are calling out the retail…
Racist Mirrors Being Recalled After Refusing To Show Black Reflections Inside White People’s Homes
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A brand of wall mirrors is being recalled by its…
