New LGBTQ Female L.A. Fire Chief Seen Googling ‘What To Do After Massive Fire Breaks Out’
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As massive wildfires continue spreading across Los Angeles, the…
Two Ladies Caught Gossiping Inside Senate Office
WASHINGTON-- Social media was abuzz with laughter at a photo being shared…
FBI Monitoring Any Americans Who Refused To Watch Olympics Opening Pride Ceremony
U.S.-- Millions of Americans are now being monitored by the FBI after…
Nationwide FBI Manhunt Underway To Find Pigeon That Pooped On Street Pride Mural
U.S.-- Federal authorities are warning Americans of a dangerous criminal currently on…
‘Star Wars: The Acolyte’ Under Fire For Not Hiring Any Trans, Disabled, One-Eyed, Pansexual Wookiees
HOLLYWOOD-- In an effort to be as inclusive and progressive as possible,…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canada Pride Month By Wearing Rainbow-Face
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Gay Pride Month has officially kicked off around the world…
Discontented Zelensky Longs For Simple Days Of Just Playing Penis Piano And Dancing In Women’s Heels
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the war between Ukraine and Russia rages on, disaffected…
California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots…
Senate Democrats Relax Dress Code To Accommodate Naked Staffers
WASHINGTON-- After one of their male staffers was caught performing a lewd…
Trudeau Challenges Pierre Poilievre To Makeup Competition For Control Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to flex his proverbial muscles to scare…
Interesting: Gay Man Who’s Attracted To Men Claims Michelle Obama Is Better Looking Than Melania Trump
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK-- A viral rant has made the news again…
UFC Hires Bud Light Spokesperson Dylan Mulvaney To Attract More Diverse Fans
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- In an effort to try and attract a much…
