Rhino Sues Surgeon For Botched Rhinoplasty
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A well-known rhinoceros actor went to a respected Beverly…
Man Chokes On Brain Stem
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- An Atlanta man was rushed to the emergency room yesterday after…
Mirror Refuses To Show Rosie O’Donnell’s Reflection
BUFFALO, NEW YORK-- Earlier today, a local fried chicken restaurant mirror refused…
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
BRIGHAM, ALABAMA-- In what some are calling a case of mistaken identity,…
Walmart Cuts 2.2 Million Jobs, Replaces Workers With Mannequins
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS-- In light of Walmart recently performing as the best stock…
