Tag: Kamala Harris

Tim Walz Goes To New York To Check In With His Boss

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After being summoned to New York to…

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IRS Proudly Endorses Democrat Candidate Who Hired 87,000 IRS Agents To Go After Worker’s Tips

WASHINGTON-- Another major endorsement came for Vice President Kamala Harris this week…

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Kamala Promises She’s Not Confiscating Guns, She’s Just Borrowing Them And Never Returning Them

WASHINGTON-- With word spreading quickly that Kamala Harris intends on confiscating American's…

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‘We Can Do Starbucks While We’re Getting Nuked,’ Says Oblivious Woman Voting For Kamala

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While sitting inside of a Starbucks drinking soy lattes,…

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Kamala’s Stern Warning To Russia, China If Elected: ‘I Grew Up Middle Class With A Nice Lawn’

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a rare one-on-one interview with a local Philly news…

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Taylor Swift Already Writing Her Next Breakup Song About Kamala Harris

U.S.-- Only hours after endorsing Kamala Harris for president, anonymous sources have…

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‘And Try Not To Cackle,’ Yells Obama Through Kamala’s Audio Earrings During Debate

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris spent two weeks preparing for her…

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Kamala Does Poor Job Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And ABC Hosts

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- The first presidential debate between Republican candidate Donald Trump and…

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Kamala Secures Lizard Person Vote After Receiving Dick And Liz Cheney Endorsements

WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris has received yet another big endorsement this…

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Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets

U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…

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War Hawk Kamala Promises To ‘Make War Great Again’ After Receiving Endorsements From Warmongering Neocons

WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris' team has taken to social media to…

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‘White Dudes For Harris’ Adds New Member After Putin Endorses Kamala For President

MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major…

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