Canada’s Pierre Poilievre Releases New Simple, Effective Campaign Slogan: ‘I’m Not Perfect, But At Least I’m Not Trudeau’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In the attempt to win the prime minister's position and…
Justin Trudeau Jealous UK’s Keir Starmer Gets To Beat And Arrest Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As Prime Minister Keir Starmer continues to come down hard…
Trudeau Tries Boosting Struggling Campaign By Just Being Honest And Admitting He’s A Dictator
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to try and revive his…
Justin Trudeau Offers Maduro His Mounted Police To Trample Unruly Venezuelan Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After watching the protests against Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela in…
Justin Trudeau Copies Kamala Harris’ Campaign Strategy By Also Running As A Fake Black Politician
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has recently revamped his campaign…
In Honor Of Canada Day, Justin Trudeau Performs 21-Horse Trampling Salute
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In celebration of Canada Day, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canada Pride Month By Wearing Rainbow-Face
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Gay Pride Month has officially kicked off around the world…
Justin Trudeau Passes Oxygen Tax On Amount Of Air Canadians Breathe
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to tackle the dangerous climate change epidemic…
Trudeau Offers Bonus To First Canadian Mountie Who Tramples Little Old Lady Protester
CANADA-- A massive protest is underway in Canada over a federal carbon…
Trudeau Says Canadians Can Save Money On Housing Costs By Becoming Homeless
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the housing crisis in Canada reaching epic proportions, Prime…
Canada’s Justin Trudeau Elected New Prime Minister Of Haiti
PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI-- Amid the mass amount of riots and chaos happening currently…
Trudeau Offers Biden Canadian Mounties To Trample Over American Trucker Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Immediately after hearing the news that American truckers were planning…
