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Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight
ERUCTATE, IOWA-- A county judge recently sentenced an arrogant fat-shamer to a…
Ratings Juggernaut: New Law & Order Series Is A Confirmed Hit
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- After putting out countless versions of the hit show Law…
Man Arrested For Not Driving Drunk
IMMOBILE, ALABAMA-- An Immobile man was arrested Friday after getting stopped by police…
Pepé Le Pew Faces Multiple Sexual Assault Charges
PARIS, FRANCE-- Paris police today arrested celebrity skunk Pepé Le Pew in connection…
Man Files Restraining Order Against His Own Shadow
BENTON, IDAHO-- A Benton man has filed a restraining order against his…
Fly On The Wall Testifies In Court For The Prince Heirs Case
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A housefly that was on late musician Prince's bedroom…
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
BRIGHAM, ALABAMA-- In what some are calling a case of mistaken identity,…
