Election Solved: Trump And Biden Compromise And Will Serve As America’s First Dueling Presidents
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden have reached…
Democrats Describe Election Fraud Scheme As Mostly Peaceful Cheating
WASHINGTON-- As more and more evidence of election fraud continues getting exposed…
Biden’s Dog Major Comes Out As Trump Supporter After Fracturing Owner’s Ankle
DOVER, DELAWARE-- Joe Biden's German Shepherd Major is being questioned by police…
Thanksgiving Tradition: Biden Sniffs And Gropes Unlucky Turkey Pardoned By Trump
WASHINGTON-- Every Thanksgiving the President of the United States spares a turkey…
Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home
WASHINGTON-- Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald…
Deceased Biden Supporters Host ‘Million Dead Voters March’ In D.C. To Protest Their Votes Getting Thrown Out
WASHINGTON-- Dead people who voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential…
CNN Poll Finds Most Democrat Voters Ignore Facts
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A new CNN poll released Tuesday found that the majority…
Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former conservative media outlet Fox News is…
Totally Alive Joseph Stalin Says He’s Happy With His Decision To Vote For Joe Biden
WILIMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Austere scholar Joseph Stalin has reportedly cast his vote for…
CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won…
Biden’s Body Double Quits, Says He Got Tired Of Pretending To Play A Demented, Corrupt Moron
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's body double has officially resigned from his job of…
50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President…
