DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection
WASHINGTON-- The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm…
Hunter Biden Offers To Trade 36 Of His Paintings For Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Resort
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- As soon as word spread that a New York…
Biden Says He’ll Stand Up For UAW Workers The Same Way He Stands Up Whenever Walking
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- While visiting members of the United Auto Workers union on…
President Zelensky Appoints Satan As New Ambassador For Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After asking spirit-cooking performance artist Marina Abramoviฤ to be his…
Due To Federal Budget Cuts, John Fetterman’s Body Double Will Also Play Biden’s Stand-In
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have unveiled a plan to massively cut the…
Democrats Celebrate Constitution Day By Not Following Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Every September 17 Americans recognize Constitution Day in honor of the…
Americans Observe MIA Recognition Day By Paying Tribute To Missing President Biden
U.S.-- Today is MIA Recognition Day and Americans across the country are…
Kevin McCarthy Opens Impeachment Inquiry Into Biden For Not Sending Enough Money To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has officially launched an impeachment inquiry into…
Biden: ‘If I Had A Son He’d Look Like Danny Masterson’
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after That '70s Show actor Danny Masterson was sentenced by…
Politicians Promise To Flout All COVID Rules Again During Next Planned Lockdown
WASHINGTON-- With rumors circulating that Joe Biden has hinted at initiating another…
New Kevin McCarthy Talking Doll Is All Talk And No Action Just Like The Real Thing
U.S.-- A new talking doll is set to be released this Christmas…
Worried U.S. Politicians Relieved After Hearing Hurricane Idalia Hit Florida Instead Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for U.S. politicians after…
