Tag: Joe Biden

Democrats Celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day By Stealing Lahaina Land From Indigenous Hawaiians

WASHINGTON-- In honor of the indigenous community who had their land taken…

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Beto O’Rourke Glues Himself To Texas Fence To Stop Biden From Finishing Border Wall

RIO GRANDE, TEXAS-- In a desperate attempt to stop Joe Biden from…

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Biden Sends Commander To Dr. Fauci For Dog Obedience Training

WASHINGTON-- After Joe Biden's dog Commander bit another member of the White…

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DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection

WASHINGTON-- The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm…

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Hunter Biden Offers To Trade 36 Of His Paintings For Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Resort

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- As soon as word spread that a New York…

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Biden Says He’ll Stand Up For UAW Workers The Same Way He Stands Up Whenever Walking

DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- While visiting members of the United Auto Workers union on…

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President Zelensky Appoints Satan As New Ambassador For Ukraine

KIEV, UKRAINE-- After asking spirit-cooking performance artist Marina Abramoviฤ‡ to be his…

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Due To Federal Budget Cuts, John Fetterman’s Body Double Will Also Play Biden’s Stand-In

WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have unveiled a plan to massively cut the…

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Democrats Celebrate Constitution Day By Not Following Constitution

WASHINGTON-- Every September 17 Americans recognize Constitution Day in honor of the…

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Americans Observe MIA Recognition Day By Paying Tribute To Missing President Biden

U.S.-- Today is MIA Recognition Day and Americans across the country are…

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Kevin McCarthy Opens Impeachment Inquiry Into Biden For Not Sending Enough Money To Ukraine

WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has officially launched an impeachment inquiry into…

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