Ben Shapiro Last Seen Watching Iran Bombing Footage With Lotion And Box Of Tissues
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- Numerous employees of conservative media outlet The Daily Wire were…
Lindsey Graham Giddily Crosses Off One More Day On Calendar World Closer To Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the news that war in the Middle East had…
Miracle: Secret Service Mysteriously Finds Clean, New Iranian Passport Left At Scene Of Trump Assassination Attempt
BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- While doing a thorough investigation of the scene where a…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Austere Scholar President Ebrahim Raisi
WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a candlelight vigil this morning for their…
Democrats Under Investigation For Alleged Ties To The United States
WASHINGTON-- An explosive new controversy has been brewing lately involving the Democrat…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Military Hero Qassem Soleimani
WASHINGTON-- Democrat politicians held a prayer and candle vigil early this morning…
Iran Declares Bankruptcy After Blowing $150 Billion Nuclear Deal Money On Cadillac Escalades, Cristal, And Gold Jewelry
TEHRAN, IRAN-- Officials confirmed today that Iran has filed for bankruptcy and will be appearing before…