Tag: Elon Musk

Elon Musk Releases New Tesla Rickshaw Model

U.S.-- Entrepreneur and billionaire businessman Elon Musk has recently unveiled an all-new…

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Sad: Every Time Democrats Call Elon ‘President Musk’ Kamala Reminded How She Lost Election To Trump

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to get under Donald Trump's skin, Democrats have…

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Venezuela’s Maduro Promises Wife It’s Elon Musk Who Keeps Leaving Their Toilet Seat Up

CARACAS, VENEZUELA-- After getting confronted by his angry wife for leaving their…

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Brazil’s Alexandre de Moraes Dons Helmet And Sword To Try To Appear Less Menacing

BRASÍLIA, BRAZIL-- After flexing his authoritarian muscles and getting accused by millions…

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Elon Musk Selling Ad Space On SpaceX Rocket

BOCA CHICA, TEXAS-- In celebration of the successful launch of a rocket…

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Man Still Trying To Create New Twitter X Account After 2 Weeks Of Incorrect CAPTCHAs

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- For the last two weeks, a local man named Bryce…

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Jared Leto Becomes First Person In History To Ride Outside Of Elon Musk’s SpaceX Rocket Into Space

BOCA CHICA BEACH, TEXAS-- Musician and Hollywood actor Jared Leto has made…

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Genius: Elon Musk Throws Biden Off His Trail By Renaming Twitter To ‘X’

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- After Joe Biden said he was going to investigate…

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Klaus Schwab To New Twitter CEO: ‘Linda, I Am Your Father’

COLOGNY, SWITZERLAND-- Upon hearing the predictable news that Elon Musk had hired…

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Man Becomes Astronaut Just To Get Away From Wife And Kids

MERRITT ISLAND, FLORIDA-- To what lengths will a man go to get…

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Apple Updates Logo To Better Reflect Their Pro-Communist Company Values

CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to better reflect their support for the…

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