Angry Demonstrators Protest DOGE Stopping Their Congress Members’ Money Laundering Operations
U.S.-- Enraged protesters have taken to the streets this weekend to demonstrate…
Democrats Release Newly Unearthed Photo Of Hitler Driving A Tesla
WASHINGTON-- A newly uncovered photo was released this week by Democrats in…
Anti-Elon Musk Protesters Wear Their KKK Hoods To Hide Identity While Burning Teslas
U.S.-- In an effort to avoid detection while committing their crimes, protesters…
Bipolar Tesla Arsonist Leaves Apology Note After Vandalizing Vehicle
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Police in Las Vegas are searching for an apparently…
Leftist Neuralink Recipient Places ‘I Got This Implant Before Elon Musk Went Crazy’ Sticker On Forehead
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In protest of her newfound hatred for Elon Musk,…
Elon Musk Disguises Tesla Vehicles As Liberals So Rioters Will Stop Burning Them
U.S.-- As leftist rioters around the country continue to attack Tesla dealerships,…
Nervous Elizabeth Warren Sends Up Smoke Signals To Warn Democrats Of Elon Musk’s Upcoming Audit
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the unfortunate news that a federal judge had blocked…
Sad: Trans Squirrel In Guatemala Wondering How It’s Going To Finish Transitioning After USAID Funding Stopped
GUATEMALA CITY, GUATEMALA-- Elon Musk's DOGE and President Donald Trump's cutting of…
DOGE Team Discovers Galactic Empire Was Being Funded By USAID
WASHINGTON-- While auditing the United States Agency For International Development, Elon Musk's…
Democrats Warn Trump, DOGE It’s Unconstitutional To Stop Their USAID Money Laundering Schemes
WASHINGTON-- Angry Democrats took to the streets to protest President Donald Trump…
Elon Musk Releases New Tesla Rickshaw Model
U.S.-- Entrepreneur and billionaire businessman Elon Musk has recently unveiled an all-new…
Sad: Every Time Democrats Call Elon ‘President Musk’ Kamala Reminded How She Lost Election To Trump
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to get under Donald Trump's skin, Democrats have…
