Elon Musk Releases New Tesla Rickshaw Model
U.S.-- Entrepreneur and billionaire businessman Elon Musk has recently unveiled an all-new…
Sad: Every Time Democrats Call Elon ‘President Musk’ Kamala Reminded How She Lost Election To Trump
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to get under Donald Trump's skin, Democrats have…
Venezuela’s Maduro Promises Wife It’s Elon Musk Who Keeps Leaving Their Toilet Seat Up
CARACAS, VENEZUELA-- After getting confronted by his angry wife for leaving their…
Brazil’s Alexandre de Moraes Dons Helmet And Sword To Try To Appear Less Menacing
BRASÍLIA, BRAZIL-- After flexing his authoritarian muscles and getting accused by millions…
Elon Musk Selling Ad Space On SpaceX Rocket
BOCA CHICA, TEXAS-- In celebration of the successful launch of a rocket…
Man Still Trying To Create New Twitter X Account After 2 Weeks Of Incorrect CAPTCHAs
INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- For the last two weeks, a local man named Bryce…
Jared Leto Becomes First Person In History To Ride Outside Of Elon Musk’s SpaceX Rocket Into Space
BOCA CHICA BEACH, TEXAS-- Musician and Hollywood actor Jared Leto has made…
Genius: Elon Musk Throws Biden Off His Trail By Renaming Twitter To ‘X’
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- After Joe Biden said he was going to investigate…
Elon Musk Limits Twitter Users To Only Those Whose Names Start With ‘Z’ On Saturdays Between 1:03AM And 2:37AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to address extreme levels of data…
Klaus Schwab To New Twitter CEO: ‘Linda, I Am Your Father’
COLOGNY, SWITZERLAND-- Upon hearing the predictable news that Elon Musk had hired…
Man Becomes Astronaut Just To Get Away From Wife And Kids
MERRITT ISLAND, FLORIDA-- To what lengths will a man go to get…
Apple Updates Logo To Better Reflect Their Pro-Communist Company Values
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to better reflect their support for the…
