Great News! U.S. Politicians To Star In Avengers Spin-off Movie
HOLLYWOOD-- If you're a fan of the Marvel Universe, then the arrival…
Spin-off Of American Ninja Warrior Featuring Politicians Set To Premiere This Fall
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A spin-off of American Ninja Warrior featuring many of America's best…
Politician’s Hairdos Now Most Requested Hairstyles At Salons
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Who knew politicians could be so influential? At least when…
Chinese New Year Changed To January 20th Presidential Inauguration, Now Called Chinese Donald Trump Presidential Inauguration New Year Day 2017
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to promote peace and also a smooth transition,…
Outraged Anti-Trump Rioters Demand Labor Rights Such As Paid Vacations And Overtime
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- In a odd twist to an already odd situation, many…
Canada Building Border Wall To Keep Out Hollywood Celebrities Fleeing A Trump Presidency
MONTREAL, CANADA-- Canada officials recently announced on Twitter X that they have…
Police Brace For Pumpkin-Related Crime Wave This Halloween
FERNWOOD, UTAH-- Last Halloween, a group of pumpkins terrorized children and parents…
It’s Official: The Russians Sunk The Titanic, Says Washington
WASHINGTON-- U.S. officials have recently confirmed that they have new evidence that…
Hillary Clinton Courts Deceased Voters
LANGLEY PARK, MARYLAND-- In a desperate attempt to take back the lead…
Elusive Billionaire George Soros Admits To Rigging Voting Machines So That Both Trump And Clinton Win
MAL, NEW YORK-- Hungarian-American billionaire businessman George Soros admitted this morning on…
Donald Trump Said What?
DES MOINES, IOWA-- Republican President Donald Trump has shocked everyone once again…
Johnny Depp Alters Tattoo Tribute To Favorite Cereal
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- While Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp has been out…