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At Least 43 Squirrels Shot, 6 Fatally, In Violent Chicago Weekend
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CNN’s Don Lemon Challenges Joe Rogan To Makeup Wearing Contest After Being Called ‘Weak, Girly-Man’
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Heroic: Roll of Toilet Paper Comes Out As Paper Towel, Proves It Has More Uses Than For Just Wiping
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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She’ll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her
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Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda
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Bill Gates: ‘Trust Me, I Know Medicine, I Watched 5 Seasons Of House M.D.’
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CNN Poll Finds Most Democrat Voters Ignore Facts
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A new CNN poll released Tuesday found that the majority…
Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former conservative media outlet Fox News is…
Totally Alive Joseph Stalin Says He’s Happy With His Decision To Vote For Joe Biden
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CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
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Media Praises Biden For Drawing More Flies Than People At Recent Landfill Rally
DOVER, DELAWARE-- News media outlets are declaring Joe Biden a clear winner…
