Tag: Canada

Canada Government Relieved After Hearing Executed Canadian Citizens In China Were Actually Just Euthanized

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After initially being angry at China for executing four Canadian…

Daily Soak Staff

Canada’s Liberal Party Unveils New Campaign Slogan: ‘Orange Man Bad’

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After mulling over a few ideas for a new campaign…

Daily Soak Staff

Nancy Pelosi Offers To Take All The U.S. Alcohol Canada Removed From Their Stores

WASHINGTON-- After hearing that Canada was removing all US liquor from their…

Daily Soak Staff

Canada Prime Minister Urges Liberal Canadian Men To Stockpile Tampons In Preparation For U.S. Tariffs

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada's newly unelected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney sent…

Daily Soak Staff

U.S. Border Patrol Places George Floyd Statues Along U.S.-Canada Border To Lure Fentanyl Dealers

U.S.-- President Donald Trump's war on fentanyl just took a bold step…

Daily Soak Staff

Canadian Mounted Police Give Trudeau 21-Horse Trampling Salute On Last Day In Office

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to commemorate the legacy of Justin Trudeau…

Daily Soak Staff

Canada Police Begin Raiding Canadians’ Homes To Catch Anyone Hiding ‘Made In The USA’ Products

CANADA-- With the ongoing trade with the United States in full swing,…

Daily Soak Staff

Canada Government Responds To Tariffs By Face Swapping All American Actors In Movies With Seth Rogen

OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to the tariffs levied by United States President…

Daily Soak Staff

Ukraine Peace Talks In UK Cut Short After Men’s Bathroom Runs Out Of Tampons

LONDON, UK-- A tragic incident happened during the Ukraine peace talks meeting…

Daily Soak Staff

Justin Trudeau Affirms Solidarity With Every Country In The World Except Canada

OTTAWA, CANADA-- On the heels of the public disagreement between President Donald…

Daily Soak Staff

US ICE Immigration Deports Indian Illegal Aliens Back To Their Home Country Of Canada

U.S.-- The US Border Patrol recently arrested a large group of Indian…

Daily Soak Staff

Trudeau Interrupts USA-Canada Hockey Game To Lecture Players On Toxic Masculinity

MONTREAL, CANADA-- There were many wild moments at last night's hockey game…

Daily Soak Staff