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DOJ Seeks Death Penalty For Luigi Mangione By Sentencing Him To Canadian Healthcare
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Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Canada’s Mark Carney For Imposing Tariffs On China
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Canada Government Relieved After Hearing Executed Canadian Citizens In China Were Actually Just Euthanized
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Nancy Pelosi Offers To Take All The U.S. Alcohol Canada Removed From Their Stores
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Canada Prime Minister Urges Liberal Canadian Men To Stockpile Tampons In Preparation For U.S. Tariffs
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U.S. Border Patrol Places George Floyd Statues Along U.S.-Canada Border To Lure Fentanyl Dealers
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Canadian Mounted Police Give Trudeau 21-Horse Trampling Salute On Last Day In Office
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Canada Police Begin Raiding Canadians’ Homes To Catch Anyone Hiding ‘Made In The USA’ Products
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Canada Government Responds To Tariffs By Face Swapping All American Actors In Movies With Seth Rogen
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