Real Live Animal Backpacks Are A Major Hit Despite Warnings
CHASE FOX, FLORIDA-- Get ready to become the coolest cat or the…
Shoe Manufacturers To Discontinue Size 13 Shoes Due To Bad Luck; Possible Demonic Possession
BENTON, OHIO-- Due to a number of unexplained eerie instances inside of warehouses,…
Food Companies Join Forces, Come Out With New Campaign To Push Genetically Modified Foods
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A major food company based in San Francisco is…
Supermarkets To Start Selling Pre-Masticated Food For People Too Lazy To Chew
WASHINGTON-- The United States Food and Drink Council recently gave food companies…
New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life
DALLAS, TEXAS-- A major drug company out of Dallas has finally created…
This Year’s Fourth of July To Be Moved To The Fifth
WASHINGTON-- Government officials have made a daring move by changing this year's…
Investors Open Up An All-You-Can-Eat Warren Buffett
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A group of wealthy investors recently opened up an…
China Purchases Checkers Restaurant In Major Deal
TAMPA, FLORIDA-- A major deal was made today between the Checkers restaurant…
USPS And UPS Merge Into One Company
WASHINGTON- The United States Postal Service has recently acquired the world's largest…
Comcast Raises Prices To Pay For CEO’s Hair Plugs
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Walmart Cuts 2.2 Million Jobs, Replaces Workers With Mannequins
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS-- In light of Walmart recently performing as the best stock…
