Sullen Obama Forced To Clean Out His Office After Losing Chance At Fourth Term
WASHINGTON-- It was a sad day inside the Democrat camp after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the presidential election to former President Donald Trump in a landslide, quickly dashing the…
Democrats Confused Why Candidate No One Voted For Lost Election In Landslide
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the election in a landslide to former President Donald Trump, members of the Democrat Party began questioning how it was possible that…
Trump Saves America Once Again By Defeating Yet Another Evil, Cackling Woman
U.S.-- Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election and has once again saved the United States from being destroyed after he defeated yet another evil, annoying, cackling female for…
Democrats Panic After Trump Promises To Release ‘Peanut The Squirrel Files’ If Elected
U.S.-- Republican candidate Donald Trump made a major announcement during a rally this week, promising that if he's elected president he will not only release the Jeffrey Epstein files, but…
Excited Kamala Sets Alarm For 2:55 AM So She Can Watch The 3 AM Democrat Ballot Dumps In Real Time
WASHINGTON-- Election Day is almost here, and a very confident Kamala Harris has set her bedroom alarm for five minutes before 3 AM so that she can witness all the…
No Teleprompter Needed: More Coherent, Intelligent John Fetterman Takes Kamala’s Place On Joe Rogan Podcast
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Only days after Kamala Harris turned down an interview on The Joe Rogan podcast due to its three-hour length and list of tough questions, Joe Rogan sought out…
White House Clarifies Biden’s Offensive ‘Garbage’ Gaffe, Says He Meant To Call Trump Supporters ‘Trash’ Instead
WASHINGTON-- The White House was scrambling in a panic after a recent video emerged of Joe Biden calling Trump supporters "garbage," quickly coming to the president's defense by saying he…
For Halloween Kamala Dresses Up As Real Democratic Candidate Voted In By The People Instead Of Being Installed By Rich Oligarchs
WASHINGTON-- Halloween is the time when people can dress up in a costume for one day and pretend to be something that they're not. This year Vice President Kamala Harris…
CNN Claims They Have No Room For Racism Or Bigotry On Their Network, Except If It’s Against Trump, Trump Supporters, Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, White People, Or Heterosexuals
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Immediately after firing panelist Ryan Girdusky for a comment he made against Mehdi Hasan, CNN issued a statement saying that the network does not tolerate any form of…
AOC Recounts All The Times She Died At Trump’s New York Rally
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a somber moment on MSNBC's Morning Joe Monday when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) recounted all of the times she had died during Republican candidate…
Drunk, Incoherent Woman Shows Up At Beyoncé Rally
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- There was a minor disturbance yesterday morning when a drunk, babbling woman showed up at a Beyoncé rally and then walked up onto the stage and began rambling…
Grimace Accuses Kamala Harris Of Groping Him Inside McDonald’s Bathroom 40 Years Ago
U.S.-- A major controversy was reported on Twitter X Thursday involving Democrat candidate Kamala Harris, with beloved McDonald's character Grimace accusing the vice president of groping him inside of the…
