PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA– During a rare one-on-one interview with a local Philly news station, Kamala Harris was asked what her plan was on how to deal with countries such as Russia, China, and North Korea if she’s elected, telling the interviewer that she grew up in a middle class family with a nice lawn.
The local news reporter asked Kamala how she would deal with powerful world leaders and dictators and also questioned what would she do specifically if she were to become president.
“I’ll start with this,” said Kamala, trying to remember her pre-rehearsed script. “I grew up a middle class kid. My mother worked really hard to buy a house and we were proud of our lawn, and we lived in a community of other people who were also proud of their lawns.”
Without pushing back on the vice president’s answer, the interviewer also asked the Democrat presidential candidate what she would do specifically to bring down the high cost of prices caused by both her and Biden’s policies.
“I’m sure a lot of people can relate to this,” said Kamala as she struggled to keep her eyes open. “Ya know, I was raised in a middle class family. We had a really nice lawn. We were proud of our lawn. Lots of other people in our community were also proud of their lawns.”
At publishing time, the interns who write all of Kamala’s posts on the Kamala HQ Twitter X account wrote that Harris’ interview was a huge success and that her poll numbers are skyrocketing from her in depth coherent responses to the questions and that Donald Trump was scared of her genuine popularity.
